Ok, here we are graced with the malarial fever wisdom of one of the Orange Shitstains sapleens.
Then we found these and it all made sense.
(H/T Sam Damon)
Monthly Archives: September 2016
Mommy, make him stop
Sam Sez
… Of Weights, Measures and Newtons Second Law
Let’s stroll over to Kentucky where their governor has caused me to revisit my old physics lessons and retool Newtons Second Law so we might quantify the level of batshit crazy/stupid the guy actually is, but first this …
Ok, let’s assemble our terms:
1. BevinMeter- Unit of measurement representing the distance between objective truth and the last syllable to pass Governor Bevins lips.
2. BevinGram- Unit of weight used in measuring the total amount of errant bullshit spewed by Governor Bevin anytime the governors pie hole is in operation.
3. BevinNewtons- Unit of measure representing the amount of force, also known as units of stupid, to cause a mass (Bevingram) to accelerate.
Giving us,
Force (BevinNewtons)= Mass (BevinGram) x Acceleration (BevinMeters/second squared)
There you have it kids, your political science lesson for today. I’ll leave you with this …
… and yes, that is a Ted Cruz photobomb.
It’s All About The Walls
Walls, lets talk about them! They’ve always been popular, Hadrian’s wall, the Great wall of china, the Berlin wall, etc. … . They have, without exception, failed in their explicit purpose. They have however, succeed in ginning up the rubes that paid for them, as they elected or supported the builders that stoked their fears. By all means, continue dumb asses. I so enjoy seeing who you are.