Let’s stroll over to Kentucky where their governor has caused me to revisit my old physics lessons and retool Newtons Second Law so we might quantify the level of batshit crazy/stupid the guy actually is, but first this …
Ok, let’s assemble our terms:
1. BevinMeter- Unit of measurement representing the distance between objective truth and the last syllable to pass Governor Bevins lips.
2. BevinGram- Unit of weight used in measuring the total amount of errant bullshit spewed by Governor Bevin anytime the governors pie hole is in operation.
3. BevinNewtons- Unit of measure representing the amount of force, also known as units of stupid, to cause a mass (Bevingram) to accelerate.
Giving us,
Force (BevinNewtons)= Mass (BevinGram) x Acceleration (BevinMeters/second squared)
There you have it kids, your political science lesson for today. I’ll leave you with this …
Walls, lets talk about them! They’ve always been popular, Hadrian’s wall, the Great wall of china, the Berlin wall, etc. … . They have, without exception, failed in their explicit purpose. They have however, succeed in ginning up the rubes that paid for them, as they elected or supported the builders that stoked their fears. By all means, continue dumb asses. I so enjoy seeing who you are.
As fcking with women’s reproductive health services is the #1 political pastime in Texas, just edging out executing it’s citizens, this comes as a surprise to exactly no one. Family values my ass.
“This alarming development coincided with the state’s decision to slash its family planning budget by two-thirds in 2011—an attempt to shut down abortion providers that ultimately forced 82 clinics, many of which never performed the controversial procedure, to close.”
Cue the rage-o-matic: I’m of an age that I recall Cambodia, Yugoslavia, Argentina, Rwanda, Uganda … and the list, unfortunately, goes on, and on. In every instance it was preventable, it’s always preventable — see hubris — but they weren’t prevented. So there you have it and here we are again.
Time is going to bear witness to humans being the ebola virus of the universe and that may be unfair to ebola — it can’t help what it is.
“While Perkins claimed that the flood brought him blessings from God, Christian leaders have often had much different reactions to other natural disasters.
After Hurricane Katrina flooded New Orleans in 2005, televangelist Pat Robertson suggested that God was punishing the country for legalized abortion and Megachurch Pastor John Haggee declared that God had sent the floods to stop a Gay Pride parade.”
You know the last time some right wing asshole suggested violence to their lower functiong brethren we got this,
According to NBC, Robert Lewis Dear — who killed three people including a cop, making him a hero to these “pro-life” folks while shooting up a Colorado Springs Planned Parenthood — reportedly told investigators “no more baby parts” after he was arrested.
“It is no coincidence that two of the world’s wiliest dictators—Russia’s Vladimir Putin and, now it seems, North Korea’s Kim Jong-un—are keen to see Donald Trump win this fall’s election.”
…From The Washington Post
“We have a wonderful OPPORTUNITY here folks, that may never come again, at the RIGHT time,” Suhayda wrote, according to BuzzFeed. “Donald Trump’s campaign statements, if nothing else, have SHOWN that ‘our views’ are NOT so ‘unpopular’ as the Political Correctness crowd have told everyone they are!”
Suhayda is far from the first avowed white supremacist to publicize his support and enthusiasm for Trump.
Earlier this year, Rachel Pendergraft — the national organizer for the Knights Party, a standard-bearer for the Ku Klux Klan — told The Washington Post that the KKK had begun using Trump’s candidacy as a new conversation starter to recruit followers.”
