… Of Weights, Measures and Newtons Second Law

Let’s stroll over to Kentucky where their governor has caused me to revisit my old physics lessons and retool Newtons Second Law so we might quantify the level of batshit crazy/stupid the guy actually is, but first this …

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Ok, let’s assemble our terms:
1. BevinMeter- Unit of measurement representing the distance between objective truth and the last syllable to pass Governor Bevins lips.
2. BevinGram- Unit of weight used in measuring the total amount of errant bullshit spewed by Governor Bevin anytime the governors pie hole is in operation.
3. BevinNewtons- Unit of measure representing the amount of force, also known as units of stupid, to cause a mass (Bevingram) to accelerate.
Giving us,
Force (BevinNewtons)= Mass (BevinGram) x Acceleration (BevinMeters/second squared)
There you have it kids, your political science lesson for today. I’ll leave you with this …

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… and yes, that is a Ted Cruz photobomb.

Your snowball, good luck.
Your snowball, good luck.
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