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The Divine Clusterfck

Ok, it would appear that God is talking to Scott Walker again, though there appears to be some inconsistency with regards to his imaginary friends’ guidance. Let’s review shall we, from the Raw Story.

“As you can imagine, the months leading up to my announcement that I would run for President of the United States were filled with a lot of prayer and soul searching.”

“Here’s why: I needed to be certain that running was God’s calling — not just man’s calling. I am certain: This is God’s plan for me and I am humbled to be a candidate for President of the United States,” Walker said in the email.

Standard political pandering to his God bothering base, then early this week we were made privy to this delusional Divine directive. From the Washington Post.

“Today, I believe that I am being called to lead by helping to clear the field in this race so that a positive, conservative message can rise to the top of the field,” Walker said in a brief speech in Madison, Wisconsin, on Monday evening. “With this in mind, I will suspend my campaign immediately.”

Then, just like his college days, Walker was gone, short of his goal.

 

When reached backstage, at the Globe Theater, during a smoke break, Actors Guild member Willie Shakespeare had this to say, “Farewell, bastard”.

Your snowball, good luck.
Your snowball, good luck.

 

[Ed. note] I wrote this earlier and I couldn’t have been more wrong if the Flying Spaghetti Monster had guided my hand.

The list goes on, he’s simply a cornucopia of pustulant GOP policies and as soon as the GOP base gets their collective mouths off Trumps crotch, they’ll be on Walker like a duck on a June bug.

 

 

And a Koch Puppet joins the Circus

 

 

Sweet Jebus is there no bottom to the GOP bag of dicks? Yeah Carley it’s what you are, not what you have.  Anyway,  Wisconsin govenor and college dropout Scott Walker has announced his bid for the GOP nomination ( I know it’s old news, it’s summer — shit happens).

“As you can imagine, the months leading up to my announcement that I would run for President of the United States were filled with a lot of prayer and soul searching.”

“Here’s why: I needed to be certain that running was God’s calling — not just man’s calling. I am certain: This is God’s plan for me and I am humbled to be a candidate for President of the United States,” Walker said in the email.

He’s just asking for another FOIA request.

 Seems Mr. Susterich filed a open records request with the governor’s office asking them to,

“… provide a copy/transcript of all communications with God, the Lord, Christ, Jesus or any other form of deity.”

Now kids, if you are going to troll someone that is how it’s done, oh, yes, the governors office responded,

“… [pursuant to the Public Records Law, we are responding to let you know that this office does not have records responsive to your request.”

Walker is a 5 tool GOP player- God botherer ( see above ), Anti-union

The law takes effect immediately, making Wisconsin the 25th state to approve a so-called right-to-work law and marking the latest victory for Republicans targeting labor unions, following adoption of similar laws in Michigan and Indiana in 2012.

“It sends a powerful message across the country and around the world,” Walker said, adding that what he called freedom to work is one of the three or four things that people ask about when he is on trade and investment tours for Wisconsin.

Anti-choice

Scott Walker: Women should be forced to have ultrasounds because they’re ‘a cool thing’

Pro-war

Asked if he would just shit-can the Iranian deal even if the rest of the world was cool with it, Walker was all: “America, fuck, yeah!” or, more accurately:

“Absolutely. If I ultimately choose to run, and if I’m honored to be elected by the people of this country, I will pull back on that on January 20, 2017, because the last thing — not just for the region but for this world — we need is a nuclear-armed Iran. It leaves not only problems for Israel, because they want to annihilate Israel, it leaves the problems in the sense that the Saudis, the Jordanians and others are gonna want to have access to their own nuclear weapons.”

Koch puppet

David Koch said at a fundraiser for the New York State Republican Party on Monday that he and his brother would support the party’s eventual nominee in the general election, but that it should be Walker, the paper reported, citing two people in attendance.

The list goes on, he’s simply a cornucopia of pustulant GOP policies and as soon as the GOP base gets their collective mouths off Trumps crotch, they’ll be on Walker like a duck on a June bug.

I’ve said it before, the GOP debates simply must be in a cage-match format.

Your snowball, good luck.
Your snowball, good luck.

The Trolling of a Koch Puppet

Hey there Slickster boys and girls, yeah I’m talking to both of you. I’ve got something funny to share from the kiddie pool that is the Wisconsin governor’s office.

The governor of the once progressive state of Wisconsin is Koch brother hand puppet/college dropout Scott Walker. Now Scotty fancies himself to be a presidential caliber crook leader. He is also well aware that being in pursuit of the White House he needs to gin up some religious cred with the base from the lab of shitty ideas, the GOP.  Which is why in January, while speaking to a group of bankers, he let his god bothering flag fly.  From the Raw Story,

“[a]ny major decision I’ve made in my life, politics or otherwise, I’ve tried to discern God’s calling on.”

Ok, nothing unusual there. It’s standard fare for presidential candidates of every stripe. This is apparently quite routine for Gov. Walker, as we see here,

Governor Walker has never been shy about flashing his religious credentials, regularly telling audiences about the nondenominational evangelical church he attends, the Baptist preacher who raised him, and his belief that he only runs for office when “called” upon by God to do so.

Still fairly vanilla, but it did catch the attention of Mr. Edward Susterich, a member of the Freedom From Religion Foundation, and some sweet-assed trolling ensued. Seems Mr. Susterich filed a open records request with the governor’s office asking them to,

“… provide a copy/transcript of all communications with God, the Lord, Christ, Jesus or any other form of deity.”

Now kids, if you are going to troll someone that is how it’s done, oh, yes, the governors office responded,

“… [pursuant to the Public Records Law, we are responding to let you know that this office does not have records responsive to your request.”

Well played sir, very well played indeed.

Your snowball, good luck.
Your snowball, good luck.