Let’s stroll over to Kentucky where their governor has caused me to revisit my old physics lessons and retool Newtons Second Law so we might quantify the level of batshit crazy/stupid the guy actually is, but first this …
Ok, let’s assemble our terms:
1. BevinMeter- Unit of measurement representing the distance between objective truth and the last syllable to pass Governor Bevins lips.
2. BevinGram- Unit of weight used in measuring the total amount of errant bullshit spewed by Governor Bevin anytime the governors pie hole is in operation.
3. BevinNewtons- Unit of measure representing the amount of force, also known as units of stupid, to cause a mass (Bevingram) to accelerate.
Giving us,
Force (BevinNewtons)= Mass (BevinGram) x Acceleration (BevinMeters/second squared)
There you have it kids, your political science lesson for today. I’ll leave you with this …
… and yes, that is a Ted Cruz photobomb.