Who would have thought Ozzy Osbourne, the mumbling, incoherent, freak of Rock and Roll nature would also be a prescient forecaster of current GOP presidential candidates? From the fall of 1980, here is his frieghtenly accurate roll call of the GOP crazy train.

I’ve listened to the preachers

Huckabee (R-Christopath)

I’ve listened to the fools

Perry (R-Indicted) Jindal (R-Stupid)

I’ve watched all the dropouts

Walker (R-Koch Industries)

Who make their own rules

Christie (R-A Bridge Too Far)

One person conditioned to rule and control

Bush (R-420)

The media sells it and you live the role

Ryan (R-Mathamagician)
Rubio (R-Hapless)

Mental wounds still screaming

Palin (R-Moron) Paul (R-Randite)

Driving me insane

Cruz (R-Texanada)

I’m going off the rails on a crazy train

Graham (R- Closeted)

I’m telling you, the campaign to the super Tuesday southern GOP primaries is going to look like a re-enactment of Sherman’s march to the sea, put on by the cast of Monty Python. Bring popcorn and alcohol, lots of alcohol.