I’m going to go out on a limb here and say “I’m loving Indiana right now!” Ok, before your left-wing fee fee’s get chapped hear me out.
This wacked out bill they’ve passed and their governor signed is going to, no, it already has, led to some epic trolling of the Gay Oppressors Party (GOP), while causing the 2016 candidate class clowns to march in lockstep approval of the measure lest they be torn asunder by the knuckle-dragging, mouth-breathing, sister-fucking, Christopathic base.
“Cruz, Bush, Rubio, Carson — the whole GOP clown car — cast their lot with Indiana’s anti-LGBT stance.”
It may be time to slip into something more comfortable, like say a Hazmat suit, because this has the potential of unfolding like a suicide bombing in slow motion on both the state and national stages. At the very least the rest of us will get to watch as the bigoted and homophobic identify themselves.
Gov. Mike Pence (R) signing Indiana’s “Religious Freedom Restoration Act” while surrounded by anti-LGBT activists.
CREDIT: TWITTER/MICAH CLARK
I, for one, can’t wait to watch the candidates try to position themselves to the right of each other while trying not to sound completely insane and morally bankrupt (I’m afraid the English language is going to take a beating, not to mention the sodomization that will be visited upon logic and reason).
Pay attention friends and neighbors this is some cheap entertainment, well, except for Indiana’s tourist economy which Governor Pence plans on flying straight to the crash site along with his political future.
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As a new reader shared with me yesterday, “… my new spectator sport — relay race grave digging …” (h/t Tami Robinson)
Really, FUCK these soulless creatures!
Does anyone besides me find the irony that watching all these tea-baggers stroke each other, in all their self righteous, bigoted glory, is gayer than the Doo-Da parade in Hollywood? It is amazing that anything was able to be put on paper what with all testicles covering their eye sockets. As the GOP clown car goes up in flames quicker than a drag queen’s wig, let’s have a very satisfying smoke over the smoldering embers because I , for one, will be spent.
I’m laughing my ass off, your apple didn’t fall far from the same tree! I need to work up a “Best comments post” : )