Every poll in the country is dead wrong. Monmouth University’s poll released Monday, showing Hillary Clinton leading by 13 points, is way off the mark.
That’s what this Chowda Head is saying. Meet Bill Mitchell, righty radio show talking head who nods his noggin’ like the puppy dog on the dashboard at everything Comrade Trump has to say.
He says in addition to election results, the polls are rigged. Every one of them, The New York Times, the right’s beloved Wall Street Journal, CNN, ABC, CBS, ABC, Sabato, Nate Silver, Quinnipiac, and
… wait for it …
Faux News, which has Clinton up by 10 points, are just wrong.
They can’t be true, Mitchell says, because Trump has HUGE crowds and that’s proof he’s actually winning.
Just look at the crowds, they’re here to there, he’ll tell you. However, he would never mention that the Trump campaign uses an age-old political tactic of distributing free tickets to more people than fire marshals will allow into the buildings. It makes for photo ops of long lines outside the venue and sets things up for Trump to accuse fire marshals of supporting Clinton.
It also gives Mitchell and the Faux faithful the opportunity to wag their fingers at the polls. Which is enough to put Mitchell in Nutsoville with fellow jackass Carl Paladino, who we featured Sunday.
Those are a couple of scary individuals. Maybe we should take the Talking Heads’ advice and “Run, run, run, run, run, run, run, away.”
