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We Ain’t Learning Real Quick

You know the last time some right wing asshole suggested violence to their lower functiong brethren we got this,

According to NBC, Robert Lewis Dear — who killed three people including a cop, making him a hero to these “pro-life” folks while shooting up a Colorado Springs Planned Parenthood — reportedly told investigators “no more baby parts” after he was arrested.

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Your snowball, good luck.

… are you shitting me

It’s Monday, here’s your week so far.

 

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… from Slate,

“It is no coincidence that two of the world’s wiliest dictators—Russia’s Vladimir Putin and, now it seems, North Korea’s Kim Jong-un—are keen to see Donald Trump win this fall’s election.”

 

…From The Washington Post

“We have a wonderful OPPORTUNITY here folks, that may never come again, at the RIGHT time,” Suhayda wrote, according to BuzzFeed. “Donald Trump’s campaign statements, if nothing else, have SHOWN that ‘our views’ are NOT so ‘unpopular’ as the Political Correctness crowd have told everyone they are!”

Suhayda is far from the first avowed white supremacist to publicize his support and enthusiasm for Trump.

Earlier this year, Rachel Pendergraft — the national organizer for the Knights Party, a standard-bearer for the Ku Klux Klan — told The Washington Post that the KKK had begun using Trump’s candidacy as a new conversation starter to recruit followers.”

Yeah, I Hate Mondays.

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Your snowball, good luck.

ICYMI — Carl Paladino is nutso

Trump’s main New York surrogate, Carl Paladino, decided to show his derriere Saturday on MSNBC’s AM Joy. His defense of Trump against security experts who question The Donald’s love affair with pal Vladimir Putin was rubber room material.

Carl Paladino, the Republican candidate for New York governor, speaks during a rally at the Capitol in Albany, N.Y., Friday, Oct. 29, 2010. (AP Photo/Mike Groll)Paladino has learned well from Comrade Trump and went on the offensive. He showed little respect for Gen. Barry McCaffrey, a security expert and 3-time Purple Heart winner, who questioned Trump’s stance on NATO and Europe, which last time we checked were U.S. allies.

The show’s host, Joy Reid, didn’t let Paladino get away it. Here’s a link to the entire segment. It’s well worth your time.

One more thing — Mr. Paladino, if you don’t mind, please send me a small baggie of whatever you were smoking before you went on the show. That has to be some really good shit.

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Anchor Babies

Unless you are a Native American and lived here before the English, Spanish, French and everyone else came and you were born here you are an anchor child. Give it up! You act like you are all superior!

What about the millions displaced and killed by your immigrant ancestors. What about the Native Americans, who owned no part of the country, and the Mexicans, who by the way, Texas and most of the Southwest belonged to.

So tired of the BS that is being spouted over the 14th Amendment. What about the destruction of a way of life that was taking place even before there was a Constitution! You people are morons and your insistence on beleaguering a moot point is ridiculous.

If you must talk, and, evidently that is a must for you, at least say something of value. Your core values are non-existent! To simplify this for people like Trump, you have none! So shut up or say something of importance. The only people listening to your idiotic blather are people like you, those who have no substance. People that want to blame their non existence on another race or culture.

And you are seriously lacking in the culture department. And, by the way, if you travel to, you know, experience other cultures, and are a boor in their country, stay home. No one wants to hear how much you hate someone, especially when you are a guest in their country.

I suggest you stay home, gas up your vehicle and drive up the road to commiserate with your other hater friends.

And, if I stepped on anyone’s toes here, then so be it. You’re probably one of them that this pertains to.

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Trump tapping Palin? Does he get points for that?

Republican presidential candidate Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX) addresses a legislative luncheon held as part of the "Road to Majority" conference in WashingtonDonald Trump has said he would tap Sarah Palin for a job in his administration, should he be elected.

Palin is, of course, that think tank specialist, vociferous reader of the See Dick Run series (run all 17 of you, run) who has Superwoman vision and can see Russia from her bear skinning outhouse in Alaska.

Remember a couple of years ago when European leaders were disgusted to find out that their phones had been tapped by the NSA?

German ChancelAngela Merkellor Angela Merkel was particularly upset about it.

You might have thought she would have been happy that someone at NSA would have looked at her picture and said, “Yeah, I’d tap that.”

 

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A Dream Come True

Donald Trump Would Consider Tapping Sarah Palin For Future Trump Administration

I’d thank sweet baby Jeebus, if I believed in the little shit, so call it answered prayers, miracles, karma, or simple old-fashioned blind- ass luck. Credit whatever works for you but that headline is such a dream come true that I expect to find a herd of unicorns ridden by leprechauns handing out pots of gold when I get home.

I fully expected the march to the GOP primaries to turn into such a circus-style clusterfuck that it would make the entire Marx Brothers oeuvre play like Shakespeare but hot damn! Mel Brooks, on acid, couldn’t have written the saga of Donald Trump, the GOP id personified, rampaging across the political landscape like Godzilla through Tokyo and sucking up the support of the mouth-breathing GOP base faster than a $2 whore in a prison yard and yet here we are reading such pearls as these,

“If there is a Trump administration, could you see picking up the phone, giving the governor a call and picking her brain on some things, or perhaps having her along in some official capacity.” 

“I’d love that,” Trump replied. “Because she really is somebody who knows what’s happening and she’s a special person, she’s really a special person and I think people know that.”

First off, the idea of a “Trump Administration” brings forth visions of a Walmart crowd on double coupon day and you couldn’t pick Palin’s brain with a scanning electron microscope.

As to Palin being “special,” well he got that right but I don’t think he meant the crayon eating-window licking special that is the reality.

This has become a fascinating spectacle and I have no idea how it may play out, but the first GOP debate (sponsored by Fox) is Aug. 6th and , well, did you know that Orville Redenbacher makes 18 different styles of popcorn?

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Your snowball, good luck.