Donald Trump Would Consider Tapping Sarah Palin For Future Trump Administration

I’d thank sweet baby Jeebus, if I believed in the little shit, so call it answered prayers, miracles, karma, or simple old-fashioned blind- ass luck. Credit whatever works for you but that headline is such a dream come true that I expect to find a herd of unicorns ridden by leprechauns handing out pots of gold when I get home.

I fully expected the march to the GOP primaries to turn into such a circus-style clusterfuck that it would make the entire Marx Brothers oeuvre play like Shakespeare but hot damn! Mel Brooks, on acid, couldn’t have written the saga of Donald Trump, the GOP id personified, rampaging across the political landscape like Godzilla through Tokyo and sucking up the support of the mouth-breathing GOP base faster than a $2 whore in a prison yard and yet here we are reading such pearls as these,

“If there is a Trump administration, could you see picking up the phone, giving the governor a call and picking her brain on some things, or perhaps having her along in some official capacity.” 

“I’d love that,” Trump replied. “Because she really is somebody who knows what’s happening and she’s a special person, she’s really a special person and I think people know that.”

First off, the idea of a “Trump Administration” brings forth visions of a Walmart crowd on double coupon day and you couldn’t pick Palin’s brain with a scanning electron microscope.

As to Palin being “special,” well he got that right but I don’t think he meant the crayon eating-window licking special that is the reality.

This has become a fascinating spectacle and I have no idea how it may play out, but the first GOP debate (sponsored by Fox) is Aug. 6th and , well, did you know that Orville Redenbacher makes 18 different styles of popcorn?