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And a Koch Puppet joins the Circus

 

 

Sweet Jebus is there no bottom to the GOP bag of dicks? Yeah Carley it’s what you are, not what you have.  Anyway,  Wisconsin govenor and college dropout Scott Walker has announced his bid for the GOP nomination ( I know it’s old news, it’s summer — shit happens).

“As you can imagine, the months leading up to my announcement that I would run for President of the United States were filled with a lot of prayer and soul searching.”

“Here’s why: I needed to be certain that running was God’s calling — not just man’s calling. I am certain: This is God’s plan for me and I am humbled to be a candidate for President of the United States,” Walker said in the email.

He’s just asking for another FOIA request.

 Seems Mr. Susterich filed a open records request with the governor’s office asking them to,

“… provide a copy/transcript of all communications with God, the Lord, Christ, Jesus or any other form of deity.”

Now kids, if you are going to troll someone that is how it’s done, oh, yes, the governors office responded,

“… [pursuant to the Public Records Law, we are responding to let you know that this office does not have records responsive to your request.”

Walker is a 5 tool GOP player- God botherer ( see above ), Anti-union

The law takes effect immediately, making Wisconsin the 25th state to approve a so-called right-to-work law and marking the latest victory for Republicans targeting labor unions, following adoption of similar laws in Michigan and Indiana in 2012.

“It sends a powerful message across the country and around the world,” Walker said, adding that what he called freedom to work is one of the three or four things that people ask about when he is on trade and investment tours for Wisconsin.

Anti-choice

Scott Walker: Women should be forced to have ultrasounds because they’re ‘a cool thing’

Pro-war

Asked if he would just shit-can the Iranian deal even if the rest of the world was cool with it, Walker was all: “America, fuck, yeah!” or, more accurately:

“Absolutely. If I ultimately choose to run, and if I’m honored to be elected by the people of this country, I will pull back on that on January 20, 2017, because the last thing — not just for the region but for this world — we need is a nuclear-armed Iran. It leaves not only problems for Israel, because they want to annihilate Israel, it leaves the problems in the sense that the Saudis, the Jordanians and others are gonna want to have access to their own nuclear weapons.”

Koch puppet

David Koch said at a fundraiser for the New York State Republican Party on Monday that he and his brother would support the party’s eventual nominee in the general election, but that it should be Walker, the paper reported, citing two people in attendance.

The list goes on, he’s simply a cornucopia of pustulant GOP policies and as soon as the GOP base gets their collective mouths off Trumps crotch, they’ll be on Walker like a duck on a June bug.

I’ve said it before, the GOP debates simply must be in a cage-match format.

Your snowball, good luck.
Your snowball, good luck.

The Tao of the Clown Car

Well, here we learn the benefits of being a lazy “writer”, while procrastinating commenting on Jeb Bush’s (Sprout’s) entrance into the GOP nominating race I’ll be damned if Donald Trump, king of the GOP ass clowns, (which is saying quite a bit), shows up to the party.

These two curiously human shaped turds could hardly be more dissimilar. Bush, as you know, is brother to one past president and son of another. Being slightly left of Genghis Khan but still to the right of Richard Nixon makes Sprout the closest thing the GOP has to offer that the term “establishment candidate” when applied wouldn’t simply lose all meaning in the English language.

Trump, on the other hand, is the billionaire son of a Brooklyn slum lord whose grasp of reality would indicate origins somewhere in the Delta Tau system and is to the GOP what E. coli is to a wedding rehearsal diner.

I can scarcely think of a better roster of bedwetting grifters, political hacks, and religious charlatans than the current GOP lineup.  Led off by the man whose name must not be spoken, anchored by the comb over vector of stupid with an assortment of has-beens, never will bes, and never weres occupying the wasteland between the two. Ridiculous as that maybe there are more out there yet to announce, two of which will compete mightily for the top and bottom spots on the roster.

Stay tuned there’s more to come but for now the stable of stupid is in balance.

Your snowball, good luck.
Your snowball, good luck.