There is a situation that started as nothing more than a slow simmering pot in the wingnut conspiracy kitchen and has now taken pride of place on the, “There is no bottom to the batshit stupid buffet.” Here is a taste,
Paranoid Texans grill Army spokesman on Jade Helm 15 exercise that’s sparking fears of military takeover
I wanted to write about this since Monday when I read the article. Events transpired that prevented me from taking up my pencil and pad. That turned out to be a blessing! What started with an Army spokesperson now includes a sitting governor, U.S. senator, and the White House press secretary, each addressing this steaming pile of screaming paranoia from their own unique perspective.
We’ll hear from Gov. Abbott, of the Republic of Dumbfuckastan, aka, Texas.
Governor orders Texas Guard to stop US troops from imposing martial law during Jade Helm 15 exercise
Who knew the window licking, tinfoil hat wearing, lunatic fringe (sudden urge to listen to Red Rider) of Texas has become a constituency to be pandered too?
Anyway, just when I thought it couldn’t get any better guess who dropped in to spout some distilled stupid from his pie hole?
Yep, senator Chia Head, who had this to add,
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Rand: I’ll Look Into Whether The Military Is Planning To Takeover The Southwest