Well, it had to start with someone

ST. LOUIS (AP) — Out of money and relegated once again to the back-of-the-pack debate, former Texas Gov. Rick Perry on Friday dropped out of the race for president, ending his second bid for the Republican presidential nomination and becoming the first major candidate of the 2016 campaign to give up on the White House.

The Perry champaign has run aground, the good news is he is now free to spend more time with his family lawyers.

Rick Perry is still facing a felony abuse of power count in Texas, and it has always been more likely that the former Governor would end up in prison than in the White House.

Of course, he kept it classy on his way to the door.

“The answer to a president nominated for soaring rhetoric and no record is not to nominate a candidate whose rhetoric speaks louder than his record. It is not to replicate the Democrat model of selecting a president, falling for the cult of personality over durable life qualities,”

The only down side to Perry leaving the race is that we are now faced with reduced opportunities to laugh and point.

Oh yeah, nice glasses douche bag.