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Another Turd in the Pool

I’m ready to give clowns a break. No one deserves to be mashed up with the likes of the 2016 Republican presidential candidates. Considering that, let’s have a look at the latest steaming pile launched from the monkey house and mental illness vector.

It’s friend of the blog Rick Perry, former Governor of Fuckedupistan Texas and walking punchline from 2012. I guess things have changed since his last campaign let’s check it out.

OK, looks like he got himself a pair of glasses and is going for the intellectual look. Cool, no bigs. Wonder what direction his campaign will take this time.

“2016 will not be an election about lofty rhetoric.”

You know Rick I don’t think anyone is going to be surprised by that but as you’ve seen fit to point it out I should mention that your new glasses just became an allegory for putting lipstick on a pig.

Back to your bag of stupid ideas Rick, what do you have planned for the good old U.S.A.

“We are just a few good decisions away from unleashing economic growth…”

“It can be done because it has been done — in Texas.”

That’s Hope Texas. Actually was Hope Texas. I wonder what that might look like nationwide.

What else you got? Anything to set you apart from the other sociopaths in the lunatic fringe?

A grand jury in Austin indicted him in August on two felony charges of abusing his official capacity and coercing a public servant.

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Sorry, I just face planted into my keyboard.

I guess you may as well go big, before you go home, because that sets you apart from every candidate ever! Screw it. Dream big Rick and check your lipstick.

Your snowball, good luck.
Your snowball, good luck.