Comrade Trump has raised the volume on his “Hillary is a liar” campaign. However, Slickster would like to remind folks, just in case they need reminding, of some of Trump’s classic moments in front of TV cameras.
Monthly Archives: August 2016
… are you shitting me
It’s Monday, here’s your week so far.
Trump the Chump
… from Slate,
“It is no coincidence that two of the world’s wiliest dictators—Russia’s Vladimir Putin and, now it seems, North Korea’s Kim Jong-un—are keen to see Donald Trump win this fall’s election.”
…From The Washington Post
“We have a wonderful OPPORTUNITY here folks, that may never come again, at the RIGHT time,” Suhayda wrote, according to BuzzFeed. “Donald Trump’s campaign statements, if nothing else, have SHOWN that ‘our views’ are NOT so ‘unpopular’ as the Political Correctness crowd have told everyone they are!”
Suhayda is far from the first avowed white supremacist to publicize his support and enthusiasm for Trump.
Earlier this year, Rachel Pendergraft — the national organizer for the Knights Party, a standard-bearer for the Ku Klux Klan — told The Washington Post that the KKK had begun using Trump’s candidacy as a new conversation starter to recruit followers.”
Yeah, I Hate Mondays.
Psycho Killer Qu’est-ce que c’est
Every poll in the country is dead wrong. Monmouth University’s poll released Monday, showing Hillary Clinton leading by 13 points, is way off the mark.
That’s what this Chowda Head is saying. Meet Bill Mitchell, righty radio show talking head who nods his noggin’ like the puppy dog on the dashboard at everything Comrade Trump has to say.
He says in addition to election results, the polls are rigged. Every one of them, The New York Times, the right’s beloved Wall Street Journal, CNN, ABC, CBS, ABC, Sabato, Nate Silver, Quinnipiac, and
… wait for it …
Faux News, which has Clinton up by 10 points, are just wrong.
They can’t be true, Mitchell says, because Trump has HUGE crowds and that’s proof he’s actually winning.
Just look at the crowds, they’re here to there, he’ll tell you. However, he would never mention that the Trump campaign uses an age-old political tactic of distributing free tickets to more people than fire marshals will allow into the buildings. It makes for photo ops of long lines outside the venue and sets things up for Trump to accuse fire marshals of supporting Clinton.
It also gives Mitchell and the Faux faithful the opportunity to wag their fingers at the polls. Which is enough to put Mitchell in Nutsoville with fellow jackass Carl Paladino, who we featured Sunday.
Those are a couple of scary individuals. Maybe we should take the Talking Heads’ advice and “Run, run, run, run, run, run, run, away.”
you give vampires a bad name
ICYMI — Carl Paladino is nutso
Trump’s main New York surrogate, Carl Paladino, decided to show his derriere Saturday on MSNBC’s AM Joy. His defense of Trump against security experts who question The Donald’s love affair with pal Vladimir Putin was rubber room material.
Paladino has learned well from Comrade Trump and went on the offensive. He showed little respect for Gen. Barry McCaffrey, a security expert and 3-time Purple Heart winner, who questioned Trump’s stance on NATO and Europe, which last time we checked were U.S. allies.
The show’s host, Joy Reid, didn’t let Paladino get away it. Here’s a link to the entire segment. It’s well worth your time.
One more thing — Mr. Paladino, if you don’t mind, please send me a small baggie of whatever you were smoking before you went on the show. That has to be some really good shit.
We’re Back!
Hey every one, Sam Damon here. After taking time away for a variety of reasons, the Slickster crew is ready to jump back into the fray. We’ll be writing opinions and linking you up with things we hope you’ll find interesting from the Inter Webs. We hope you’ll spend time with us here and on Facebook. Drop us a line and let us know what you think and what you’d like to see us doing. If you’re interested in becoming part of the Slickster team, let us know. Finally, if you like what we’re doing tell, please tell your friends about us.
With that said, c’mon, it’s time to play The Feud.